"Cowboy Poetry"
"There's right and there's wrong.
You got a do one or the other.
You do the one and you're living.
You do the other and you may
be walking around,
but you're dead as a beaver
hat." -- From the Alamo
“Old 27”
written by my good friend who rode "Old 27"
Don Scarbrough
copyright 02/28/1974
Now in the bar behind the chutes,
where Kenny Stanton was
I moseyed up with drink
in hand, and ask him how he does.
We talked until I turned to leave,
he ask where I was headin’,
“Home to get a heap of rest,
I drawed bad, Beutler’s 27.”
He cringed a little as to say,
he’d had that seat before,
“And when the tweeter dings,
get gone!” He didn’t have to tell me more.
Now Tucker pulled my rope that night,
while Gander worked the gates.
Linger hollered hurry up,
’cause the show was running late.
Weeks penciled on the left while
Bernis judged the right.
As cowboys climbed the nearest
fence, cause 27 liked to fight.
I eased down on a brindle back,
that filled the chute plum full.
Now boys I’m here to tell
you, that’s a lot of bucking bull.
I hunched up on my rosined rope,
turned my toes out by his side,
And nodded for the gateman
there, to open slow and wide.
Gander jerked the gate latch hard,
then ran to make the wall.
As I jobbed steel, it opened
up about a foot in all,
‘cause in his haste to leave the
scene, he’d left the gate rope tied.
I had a Tush hog by the tail,
and no place to make the ride.
We finally got him settled down,
so I pulled my rope again,
Wishin’ all the time this
bull was in the re-ride pen.
Wilber swung by on his dummy, he
and wick could see me fine.
As I prayed, Lord have mercy
on this body I call mine.
This time the gate came open, me
and 27 on our own,
I let him take me to the
dance, but he sure went home alone.
He turned it back and blew into
the start of a right hand spin,
I hustled up and put my feet,
right where they oughta been.
I’d dive down in that well and
let him pick me up just right.
We played that song a time
or two, and that well’s a scary sight.
All I could see was his bad head,
as he waltzed around with me.
It weren’t no time for thinking,
of someplace I’d rather be.
Now old 27 did his thing, you can’t
believe how that bull fired,
And as he chunked me out
the rear, my try was getting awful tired.
I guess we made a sight to see
in that Albuquerque dust,
Me crawlin’on my hands and
knees, to outrun that ornery cuss.
But Wick Peth will save your life,
if you give him half a chance.
‘cause seven times he pulled
27 off the pockets of my pants.
Now hand , I want to tell you, old
27 would hunt and eat.
There sure wouldn’t be no
litter, if that bull had cleaned the street.
So when you talk about the honkers,
you’d like to give a try,
Be glad you’ll never have
to be the gleam in 27’s eye.
I waltzed with 27, boys, we danced
all around the room.
And I’ve still got the scars
to show, for the way he hummed the tune.
Gentleman Don
If I could say one word about a man named Don
It would be so very hard to only think of one
A word so filled with meaning too short it could not be
It must go on forever throughout eternity
I tried so hard to make a word especially for Don
A word to stay upon the lips and never quite be gone
splendiferfullymarveliciousextraspecialmendous
Would only just begin to to tell you how terrifically stupendous
So I stopped my quest to build a word of great magnificence
To simply say he is my friend makes a lot more sense
My life has been enriched with laughter, love, and song
Since I met a man ... I call him Gentleman Don.
By
Pamela R. Blaine
Courage is being scared to
death--and saddling up anyway.
-John Wayne
When a buzzard sits on the fence
and stares at you,
it's time to go to the doctor